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That's Entertainment

by Linda Mielke

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Me and Sylvia It was my first day at school, and we all stood outside Just waiting, anticipating. What would it be like? What would we do? And we all just stood there waiting. One by one, we were called by name and we walked up the stairs And I was seated beside a girl with long blond hair It was braided on the side and she gave me a big smile And she told me her name was Sylvia. Sylvia became my friend that day We laughed and learned together We were best friends throughout those years Through fair and foul weather. As long as we had each other We could tackle anything Sylvia was my confidante, And she was my best friend. One day a music teacher came out to our school And she arranged us into groups Had us do some la, la, la’s. Then we did some do, re mi’s, We had a lot of fun, Then she asked me and Sylvia to come up to the front. We did our la, la, la’s together as the teacher looked at us She played a little lower, and we la, la, la’d some more. Then she played two different notes and asked us each to sing along And me and Sylvia , la la la, la, la, la’d in harmony. Before long, me and Sylvia were singing a nice song It was called Brahms Lullaby And we practiced all month long. One day the teacher sent notes home with us Asking for consent And we would sing at the Kiwanis festival. Well the day arrived, our teacher drove us into town There were lots of people there, milling all around. The kids had numbers pinned on their shirts And we waited all day long To go up on the stage to sing our little song. Finally we got our turn, and climbed up the stairs Went out to center stage and looked at all the people there. I ‘m glad that I had Sylvia, and we held each other’s hand And we sang Brahms Lullaby, just as we had planned. Sylvia was my best friend that day We laughed and learned together We were best friends throughout those years Through fair and foul weather. As long as we had each other We could tackle anything Sylvia was my confidante, And she was my best friend. I often look back on that day, how those two little girls Had the confidence to sing so beautiful But the win was so much sweeter because we were a team. Me and Sylvia, shared all those things together. Yes, me and Sylvia, best friends forever.
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The Girl Singer It was a premiere and everyone was there to listen to the young girl with the wayward stare The audience was assembled And the house light dimmed down The house band started up And the spotlight came on Center stage was a young girl She looked frail and forlorn Her clothes were tattered And she just looked down Then the music paused and the girl looked up She began to sing As the band did a start up Her voice was clear She looked out to the distance The melody flowed out Without resistance The audience held their breath Not a sound or a murmur All eyes were fixed On the young performer Her lyric was sad And the whole crowd sighed As the young girl cried out Sounds were amplified Then the solo was finished The girl gave a bow There was not a dry eye She had moved them somehow.
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Party Pieces A group of friends sitting in the backyard around a toasty bonfire Taking turns singing little tunes Well into the night. We each had our party pieces And we sang them, one by one We made some good memories In Jim and Edna’s back garden One day while driving to work We saw a barn beside the road Someone said ’Let’s put on a show” And the Theatre Guild was formed We learned the words to Pinafore Then next, the Pirates of Penzance We put on a Christmas panto And we all would sing and dance. The Three Little Maids from School became Val’kry Warriors another year. We flew a plane over the audience At least, that’s what we wanted them to hear Corn as high as an elephant’s eye And a surry with a fringe all around And we got caught up in the mist On our way to Brigadoon. There’s nothing like a little theatre To while away your time A dark stage, opening night And Audrey 2 coming to life. If the Postman rings once, don’t answer the door. It might be theatre magic But you can never be sure. Whatever you can imagine A little theatre magic is the cure.
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At the Golden Horseshoe A young woman with a great big voice Putting some red lipstick on her face. It’s Open mic at the Golden Horses – hoe Every week another variety show. Where the onstage lights, they’re not so bright. The marquee sign flashes on the right. As she calmly walks out onto the stage. Chorus: Open mic at the Golden Horses-hoe Every Thursday night, putting on a )show. Where hopes and dreams are pinned upon A two-song repertoire. Grab your courage, take a turn Maybe next week you can return To the open mic at the Golden Horses-hoe. With her red lipstick on, and a smile that would win their hearts With her cowboy boots, she taps her foot to start. Heads turn her way when she starts to sing She could have been singing anything And the guys at the bar stood up and cheered her on. There was a signal from the lighting tech To play an extra song. Chorus Her set was done, the night was still young She made her way to the man behind the bar Basking in her three song set, she waits there for a jar. And she sips her beer, still waiting, for the final curtain call. She hides her tears, and makes her way back home Another night, another night all alone. Chorus Every week she plans her songs and on stage moves As she sings her heart out for the man she loves. And every week she worries he won’t like her picks And she worries he won’t like her red lipstick One day,some day, she’ll realize The man she needs will not criticize But will think she should wear a tiara She needs a man who doesn’t mess with her mascara. Chorus
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Thursday Afternoon at the Seniors’ Hall its Thursday after noon at the seniors hall the folks are assembled for snacks, they sit down walkers and wheelchairs are circled around the wobblies are given a hand and when they're all ready they sit back and wait, they're patient. they chat to each other and nibble at snacks some sit and just look around they're waiting for the man with the acoustic guitar he's coming to play today he knows how to choose them he knows how to please them they all like to hear songs he plays he plays all the old songs all the old songs they remember and they can sing along its thursday after noon at the seniors hall the guitar player starts off with Heart of my Heart they love that old song, it transports them back to the days they were young and in love the old man at the side starts to tappin his toes he can hardly wait to begin the singer nows his favorite song and plays the opening chords and the old man waltzes, his arms still around his wife, the love of his life coz he remembers the times gone by when he danced with his wife so dear he remembers how they lived and loved and how they loved to dance. she was half of his life but all of his heart and now too unforgettable Thursday aftenoons.
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Ordinary Woman Another long day waiting, it's time to go to work She comes in through the back door, and she takes off her shirt. She sits down on the same chair, and reaches for the same switch Blinded by the same lights, and she gets that same old twitch. How many times can I pull this off? How many minutes must I endure? Putting myself on center stage It's just such a crazy career. How many people will compare What I am now to my younger self How many egos need to be soothed Before they put me up there on the shelf? Looking in the mirror there, and the years have been kind She notices a spot and she pats on consealer Applies a matte foundation over her full face Then some powder where the shadows need detailing. How many creams and lotions do I need To keep up the illusion I do How much eye colour should I apply To create that perfect youthful Deye? Now to keep my lipstick from bleeding Or covering the front of my teeth Such a crazy career, but I love it And I'm ready to put on the big show. She could be a model, or a singer on a stage Or an actress with a premiere role in some big play Maybe she works as a professional woman on high street Making business deals or gourmet meals for big wheels. Will I ever be taken seriously Or will I constantly be under mined ? Why can't I just be a smart woman Instead of always being redefined ? The camoflage we wear as a cloak To hide and conceal our appearance Needs to be amended. Instead We need to applaud our existence. So raise up the back of house lights, as we’ll dim the front lights down The scrim between the two will disappear. Embrace the way you are, and who you are There is no need for theatre magic here. There is no need for theatre magic here. credits

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released October 29, 2021

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Linda Mielke Barrie, Ontario

Call me mandolinda
Just me and my mandolin, learning how to make some music.
Navigating the times with reflections of the past and thoughts about the future.

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